Here’s the audio, which was via somebody via somebody via somebody: Unless you work at an Irish bar, NSFW: It gets especially bad around three and a half minutes in:
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They can’t get a win? I go see them at Fenway.
They haven’t swept the Yankees in the Bronx in four hundred years? I go to New York, and it happens.
Unfortunately, I don’t have plans to see them again anytime soon, so they may never win another game.
Eleven run victory one day, ten run loss the next. I hate life.
At least we’re .500 over our last ten.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited by a two-game series sweep. Big series coming up at Cleveland, who are just a game better than us at 5-9.
A lot of people had been asking what was wrong with the Tigers. It turns out they just needed me in the building.
Here’s video of the final out from Fenway:
The Tigers might lead me to booze/heroin/nacho sauce overdose before this losing is all over.
Here’s the 0-2 pitch: directly down the middle for a three run base cleansing gut shot.
It’s going to be real fun seeing the Tigers lose by a baker’s dozen at Fenway while 40,000 Bostonians laugh and point.
Theme song for the season:
Seriously, I thought I could deal with the Tigers’ newfound expectations, but I can’t. It’s too hard. I’m drowning over here, drowning! We might never win a game!
In other news, Kenny won’t be commenting anytime soon, because Leyland has taken him on as a middle reliever. Do us proud Keno.
I’m going to one of the games at Fenway next week. We might lose by a hundred.
Brohan wants me to address this crazy lawsuit.
Zach wants me to address the crazy Maggs-Canseco steroid story. (If this were legit, why didn’t he include it last time?)
The Tigers are too sacred to be dragged into such tabloid fodder.