Life is good for Zach in Chicago:
because jesus hates me, not only do i have a terrible cold with an outrageous amount of green mucus spewing from my nose and throat making me not want to do anything that doesnt involve sitting/napping/popping cold medicine like tic tacs, christens cable provider does not offer versus as a standard channel. it costs extra as part of a sports package. why must god torment me like this? not only am i sick as shit, but i cant watch the red wings playoffs, the one sport event i really do like watching.
there is no heaven, only hell and i am living in it right now.
have a good day
This same thing happened to me during last year’s playoffs. (One of the few downsides of being with Christen. Just kidding. Almost the same thing happened to me during last year’s playoffs. Just not at Christen’s house.)