Seriously, I thought I could deal with the Tigers’ newfound expectations, but I can’t. It’s too hard. I’m drowning over here, drowning! We might never win a game!
In other news, Kenny won’t be commenting anytime soon, because Leyland has taken him on as a middle reliever. Do us proud Keno.
I’m going to one of the games at Fenway next week. We might lose by a hundred.