From Simmons’ defense of the Suns getting Shaq:
Steve Nash looked like a dispirited alpha dog on a Survivor tribe that keeps falling short in every challenge.
That simile shouldn’t work, but he’s completely right. Simmons is the king of almost delegitimizing “real” sports by comparing it to something like Road Rules and then having it make senses.
I’ll post more thoughts about the trade in the comments.